
⢠Spurs would be a popadom⦠gets everyone excited by them at the start but is never there at the end.
⢠Southampton would be a Bombay Potato⦠no-one dislikes it and everyone else nicks the best potatoes.
⢠Manchester United would be a Korma⦠a lot of people adore it but everyone else hates it.
⢠Chelsea would be a Chicken Tikka Masala⦠there’s no denying it’s delicious but a lot of people say the dish only has recent history.
⢠Manchester City would be a King Prawn Karahi⦠ridiculously expensive but it still doesn’t completely deliver the goods.
⢠Leicester City would be a Jalfrezi⦠came from nowhere to become unexpectedly popular.
⢠Arsenal would be a Fish Curry⦠one week it tastes great but the next week it’s rubbish.
⢠West Ham would be a Phall⦠eat it and you’ll be forever blowing bubbles.
⢠Sheffield United would be a Keema Muttar⦠underrated but a lot tastier than you think.
⢠Aston Villa would be a Ceylon Curry⦠some older people remember when it was good.
⢠Burnley would be a Tandoori Mixed Grill⦠ridiculously tough to eat.
⢠Bournemouth would be Chicken Tikka starter⦠small but very impressive.
⢠Liverpool would be a Biryani⦠a dish that takes for ever to come good but when it does it’s fantastic.
⢠Everton would be a Basmati Rice⦠forever wanting to be as tasty as the Biryani.
⢠Newcastle United would be a Vegetable Curry⦠a lot of people keep ordering it every week no matter how much it disappoints them.
⢠Brighton would be a Bhoona⦠it’s ok if nothing else is on the menu at lunchtime.
⢠Watford would be a Vindaloo⦠capable of causing an upset.
⢠Wolves would be a Chicken 65⦠been around for years and still golden.
⢠Crystal Palace would be a Sizzling Lamb⦠fans of it make a lot of noise considering the dish rarely does anything.
⢠Norwich would be a kulfi⦠usually at the end of the menu.
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