If football teams were curries…

• Spurs would be a popadom… gets everyone excited by them at the start but is never there at the end.
• Southampton would be a Bombay Potato… no-one dislikes it and everyone else nicks the best potatoes.
• Manchester United would be a Korma… a lot of people adore it but everyone else hates it.
• Chelsea would be a Chicken Tikka Masala… there’s no denying it’s delicious but a lot of people say the dish only has recent history.
• Manchester City would be a King Prawn Karahi… ridiculously expensive but it still doesn’t completely deliver the goods.
• Leicester City would be a Jalfrezi… came from nowhere to become unexpectedly popular.
• Arsenal would be a Fish Curry… one week it tastes great but the next week it’s rubbish.
• West Ham would be a Phall… eat it and you’ll be forever blowing bubbles.
• Sheffield United would be a Keema Muttar… underrated but a lot tastier than you think.
• Aston Villa would be a Ceylon Curry… some older people remember when it was good.
• Burnley would be a Tandoori Mixed Grill… ridiculously tough to eat.
• Bournemouth would be Chicken Tikka starter… small but very impressive.
• Liverpool would be a Biryani… a dish that takes for ever to come good but when it does it’s fantastic.
• Everton would be a Basmati Rice… forever wanting to be as tasty as the Biryani.
• Newcastle United would be a Vegetable Curry… a lot of people keep ordering it every week no matter how much it disappoints them.
• Brighton would be a Bhoona… it’s ok if nothing else is on the menu at lunchtime.
• Watford would be a Vindaloo… capable of causing an upset.
• Wolves would be a Chicken 65… been around for years and still golden.
• Crystal Palace would be a Sizzling Lamb… fans of it make a lot of noise considering the dish rarely does anything.
• Norwich would be a kulfi… usually at the end of the menu.

Photo by Artem Beliaikin on Pexels.com

Curry Quiz Phall (difficult)

How much do you know about curry? Take our quiz here…[ays_quiz id=’7′]

Thanks Quiz Master! Have a popadom on me…

£0.99

Curry Quiz Vindaloo (difficult)

How much do you know about curry? Take our quiz here… [ays_quiz id=’5′]

Thanks Quiz Master! Have a popadom on me…

£0.99

Curry Quiz Madras (medium difficulty)

How much do you know about curry? Take our quiz here… [ays_quiz id=’6′]

Thanks Quiz Master! Have a popadom on me…

£0.99

Curry Quiz Bombay Aloo (easy)

How much do you know about curry? Take our quiz here… [ays_quiz id=’4′]

Thanks Quiz Master! Have a popadom on me…

£0.99

Curry Quiz Korma (very easy)

How much do you know about curry? Take our quiz here… [ays_quiz id=’3′]

Thanks Quiz Master! Have a popadom on me…

£0.99

How to cook… Handi Chicken

Serves 4 as a main dish

Handi Chicken is a popular Punjabi dish named after the wide Indian cooking pot used particularly in north India and Pakistan. The famous Balti has origins in dishes such as these.

What you need…
• 2 Tablespoons ghee
• 3 onions sliced
• 2 teaspoons ginger paste
• 5 garlic cloves, finely chopped
• salt to taste
• 800g chicken, cut into bite-sized chunks
• 5-6 tomatoes, chopped
• 1 Tablespoons plain yoghurt
• 1 Tablespoon double cream
• small handful of fresh coriander, chopped

Spice Mix 1
• 1 teaspoon cumin seeds
• 1 teaspoon coriander seeds crushed
• 3 whole chillies

Spice Mix 2
• 1 teaspoon turmeric powder
• 1 teaspoon coriander powder
• 1 teaspoon chilli powder


How to make it…
1. Heat the ghee in a pan. Add Spice Mix 1 and fry for 15 seconds. to test if ghee is hot enough put in one cumin seed. It should sizzle immediately).
2. Add the onions and fry until they are golden brown.
3. Add the ginger, garlic, Spice Mix 2 and salt, stir well and cook for 2 minutes.
4. Add in the chicken and cook until all the pieces are white. This should take about 3–4 minutes.
5. Add in the tomatoes and cook for 8 minutes.
6. Add in the yoghurt, cream and most of the fresh coriander (keep a small bit for the garnish), stir well and cook for 2-3 minutes. Ensure that the chicken is cooked through.
7. Serve, garnished with the remainder of the fresh coriander.
• Recipe by Kedar Chandra, chef at Pakbo restaurant in Flic en Flac, Mauritius.


CHEF’S TIP
The stalks of the coriander have the most flavour, so mix them in with the curry and keep the leaves for the garnish.

If you like this you should try our…
Sindhi Biryani • Medium Chicken Curry • Chicken Madras • Chicken Vindaloo • Chicken Bhoona

Why did the chicken cross the leather? … To get to the other suede.

How to make… Paneer

Makes 250g of paneer

What you need…
• 6 pints full cream milk
• 1–2 Tablespoons white vinegar or fresh lemon juice

How to make it…
1. Put the milk into a pan and bring to the boil. Keep stirring to ensure the milk does not stick or burn as this will ruin the taste of the paneer. You’ll know it has boiled when a mound forms on the surface of the milk
2. Take the pan off the heat and add the vinegar or lemon juice a little at a time until the milk separates (these are the curds forming). The separation is pretty obvious so if the whey (what’s left after the curds are forming) still looks like milk, keep going with the vinegar or lemon juice. Let it cool for 10 minutes.
3. Next, remove the curds from the whey. Put some cheesecloth (you can also use muslin or even a J-cloth) over a large bowl and pour the mixture through it to strain out the whey. Rinse the curds with cold water to wash away the taste of the acid.
4. Bring the edges of the cloth together to wrap the curds and squeeze as gently as possible (this ensures the paneer will be soft and crumbly and not flattened completely). Make sure all the liquid had been removed.
5. Put a weight on it and leave it for an hour or more. Some more liquid will come out so put something underneath it.
6. The paneer will have formed and you can now cut it into chunks or strips for use.
• Thanks to Chili Paper Chains. Main photo: Sonja Pauen, CCA.

CHEF’S TIP
Full cream milk is essential for the proper taste of paneer.
Paneer is beautiful with creamy sauces such as Butter Paneer or as a side dish with spinach.

If you like this you should try our…
Butter Paneer • Muttar Paneer • Sag Paneer

What is a paneer diet? … Curds and weigh.

Curry Guide…Whisky and Curry

Fancy a change from beer with your curry? The spices in whisky make it an ideal drink to accompany your favourite spice dish. Try the smoky blend Johnnie Walker Black or the super peaty Islay single malt Laphroaig with Chicken Tikka Masala for instance.

serveimage-3Whisky and curry go together remarkably well. The spicy notes – cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, pepper, cloves among others – are central to the aroma and taste of many whiskies while a host of the other tastes you associate with your favourite curry can be found too. In whisky you’ll also find creamy smoothness (Korma dishes), smokiness (Tandoori), sweetness (Dhansak), vanilla (Kulfi), nuttiness (Pasanda), zestiness (Achari) aniseed (Goan fish dishes), as well as saltiness, fruitiness and slight oiliness.

There’s a lot of snobbery associated with whisky (as with wine) but just as you don’t choose your favourite beer with an elaborate performance of swirling, staring and sniffing nor do you have to do so with whisky either. See the boxes for some ideas of Indian dishes and whiskies but don’t be afraid to experiment and see what works for you. A few select whiskies and a selection of dishes from your favourite takeaway can make for a great night at home with friends.

Classic dishes and popular whiskies 

• Butter chicken, with its creamy, tomato base works well with the vanilla smoothness of America’s favourite, Jack Daniel’s. No Coke!

• The strong and powerful smokiness of popular blend Johnnie Walker Black is needed to compete with the extra hot spiciness of Lamb Madras.

• Famous Grouse combines spiciness with sweetness (from its fruit tastes) something that fans of a Prawn Dhansak will recognise and enjoy.

• Biryanis are dry but highly aromatic and need a light and sweet whisky that will not fight the subtle aromas of whole spices used in the dish. Go for a Bell’s.

• Kormas or Pasandas, with their creamy and nutty tastes, both work well with the easy, smoothness of Ireland’s triple-distilled Jameson. Any idea why it’s a favourite for Irish coffees?


Advanced tasting menu

Starter: Onion bhaji and Glenkinchie 10 Year Old. A classic, simple starter of sliced onion and gram flour that deserves a gentle accompaniment and this Edinburgh whisky is light but has a touch of spice and ginger.

Lamb: Lamb Tikka and Caol Ila (pronounced Cal-le-la). The tandoor-cooked lamb needs something as strong and smoky as the single malt Caol Ila (it’s the lead whisky in Johnnie Walker Black) with its hint of pepper and spice.

Chicken: Achari Chicken and Tullamore Dew. This Irish blend offers spicy and lemon flavours, ideal if you like your chicken cooked in tangy pickles.

Vegetable: Mutter Paneer with Wild Turkey. The smoothness of the cheese needs a smooth whisky and this famous Kentucky Bourbon provides that, but also adds hints of spices including cinnamon.


 

The Spice Card offers savings on curries, including on takeaways at many venues. You can get your Spice Card here.

3D card image

Gatte Ki Sabzi/Chickpea Flour Dumplings In Yogurt Curry

Looks stunning and tastes delicious. Do not be put off by the long list of ingredients!

Rateka's avatarSpiceyAndSugaryBites

Gatte ki sabzi is a traditional dish from the state of Rajasthan, India. In this curry, gatte/chickpea flour dumplings are boiled and then simmered in a yogurt based tangy curry. This is flavorful & vibrant looking dish, taste well with chapati or steamed rice. I love trying traditional Indian recipes from different states and like sharing on my blog too for my followers friends 😊.

This curry is also a good options for vegetarians apart from paneer. It requires slight planning and time to make this dish but the end results are lip smacking, worth investing time. I assure you that your family members & guests will drool over it šŸ˜‰. So let’s get started.

If you are looking for more Indian curries, do check my recipes of :

View original post 632 more words