
⢠Spurs would be a popadom⦠gets everyone excited by them at the start but is never there at the end.
⢠Southampton would be a Bombay Potato⦠no-one dislikes it and everyone else nicks the best potatoes.
⢠Manchester United would be a Korma⦠a lot of people adore it but everyone else hates it.
⢠Chelsea would be a Chicken Tikka Masala⦠there’s no denying it’s delicious but a lot of people say the dish only has recent history.
⢠Manchester City would be a King Prawn Karahi⦠ridiculously expensive but it still doesn’t completely deliver the goods.
⢠Leicester City would be a Jalfrezi⦠came from nowhere to become unexpectedly popular.
⢠Arsenal would be a Fish Curry⦠one week it tastes great but the next week it’s rubbish.
⢠West Ham would be a Phall⦠eat it and you’ll be forever blowing bubbles.
⢠Sheffield United would be a Keema Muttar⦠underrated but a lot tastier than you think.
⢠Aston Villa would be a Ceylon Curry⦠some older people remember when it was good.
⢠Burnley would be a Tandoori Mixed Grill⦠ridiculously tough to eat.
⢠Bournemouth would be Chicken Tikka starter⦠small but very impressive.
⢠Liverpool would be a Biryani⦠a dish that takes for ever to come good but when it does it’s fantastic.
⢠Everton would be a Basmati Rice⦠forever wanting to be as tasty as the Biryani.
⢠Newcastle United would be a Vegetable Curry⦠a lot of people keep ordering it every week no matter how much it disappoints them.
⢠Brighton would be a Bhoona⦠it’s ok if nothing else is on the menu at lunchtime.
⢠Watford would be a Vindaloo⦠capable of causing an upset.
⢠Wolves would be a Chicken 65⦠been around for years and still golden.
⢠Crystal Palace would be a Sizzling Lamb⦠fans of it make a lot of noise considering the dish rarely does anything.
⢠Norwich would be a kulfi⦠usually at the end of the menu.
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Whisky and curry go together remarkably well. The spicy notes ā cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, pepper, cloves among others ā are central to the aroma and taste of many whiskies while a host of the other tastes you associate with your favourite curry can be found too. In whisky youāll also find creamy smoothness (Korma dishes), smokiness (Tandoori), sweetness (Dhansak), vanilla (Kulfi), nuttiness (Pasanda), zestiness (Achari) aniseed (Goan fish dishes), as well as saltiness, fruitiness and slight oiliness.