A man was so hungry that he ate his curry too fast and got a bit of lamb stuck in his throat. Luckily he was okay after the waiter gave him a Chapati on his back.

A lady ordered a Butter Chicken the other day.  Unfortunately she ate it too quickly and felt poorly. But the staff in the restaurant were really nice. They let her lie down and gave her a Pilau to rest her head on.

A little boy got lost in an Indian restaurant and didn’t know what to order. Luckily his Naan turned up.

I think I annoyed the waiter in a curry house the other day. In the end I apologised and told him I was only Rogan Joshing

The TV guys should do a sit-com on my local curry house. Some of the things that happen in there are just Phaal-sical.

A man ate too much curry one day and the staff didn’t know if he’d gone to sleep or fallen into a Korma.