You can’t enjoy that curry with a toothache now, can you? Chew on a clove to alleviate the pain. Right, now get to the dentist to sort it out properly…
Category: Curry News
Curry joke 7
A lady ordered a Butter Chicken the other day. Unfortunately she ate it too quickly and felt poorly. But the staff in the restaurant were really nice. They let her lie down and gave her a Pilau to rest her head on.
Curry tip 7
Fancy a change from beer with your curry? The spices in whisky make it an ideal drink to accompany your favourite spice dish. Try the smoky blend Johnnie Walker Black or the super peaty Islay single malt Laphroaig with Chicken Tikka Masala.
Curry joke 6
A little boy got lost in an Indian restaurant and didn’t know what to order. Luckily his Naan turned up.
Curry tip 6
Are you a Butter Chicken lover? When cooking with butter always add a little oil to the pan first to stop the butter burning.
Curry joke 5
I think I annoyed the waiter in a curry house the other day. In the end I apologised and told him I was only Rogan Joshing
Curry tip 5
When cooking a kofta curry cook the sauce first. Place the koftas into the sauce and cover the pan with a tight lid. Only stir the dish (gently) once the koftas are browned to ensure they do not break up.
Curry joke 4
The TV guys should do a sit-com on my local curry house. Some of the things that happen in there are just Phaal-sical.
Curry tip 4
Do you like cooking Saag Aloo or Lamb Saag but hate chopping the spinach? Freeze a bag of baby spinach, then while it is still in the bag simply scrunch it up and it will snap into tiny pieces. No chopping needed and after a couple of minutes defrosting it’s all ready for a delicious spinach curry.
Curry joke 3
A man ate too much curry one day and the staff didn’t know if he’d gone to sleep or fallen into a Korma.
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