Curry joke 20

Not many people know that the first Indian guy to be Knighted was the man who created a famous starter: Mr Moosa.

Curry tip 20

Keema curry is often over-looked. I was once asked, by a waiter, why I was ordering a Keema, as they are for old men with no teeth. Yet, I reckon they deserve a better press. Top yours off with a couple of quail’s eggs halved or a nice big duck’s egg quartered.

Curry joke 19

A man walks into a shop and asks, “Do you sell spicy crisps?”

The assistant replies, “Yes, do you want a pakora or a whole box?”

Curry tip 19

If a curry recipe includes vinegar (eg. Vindaloo) but you find its taste a bit too tart, then use good old tomato ketchup instead, which contains vinegar. Ketchup is also a good replacement if a recipe includes tomato puree and you don’t have any.

Curry joke 18

I know this ventriloquist who likes a curry. The trouble is he tries to keep his mouth closed when he orders so he always get the same thing. “Sheehk, sheehk, sheehk”.

Curry tip 18

Onion, particularly white onion, can sometimes produce a bitter taste. To remove this bitterness boil the onions in water for a couple of minutes after chopping.

Curry joke 17

My friend loves his curry but the trouble his he likes smoking weed afterwards. He’s always spiced out.

Curry tip 17

If you’re cooking up a batch of curry to freeze or making a curry that you’ll reheat to eat later, always remember to under cook the dish(es) by a few minutes. The final bit of the cooking will be completed when you have defrosted and/or reheated the curry. This is especially true if cooking chicken which can go dry very easily.

Curry joke 16

My Scottish friend tells me her son refuses to eat anything but curry.”Well what do you expect? I ask her. “His name’s David Makhani”.