THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED. The winner was @valseal46 with her joke: I was eating at a restaurant and the waiter asked me, “Curry ok?” I replied, “No thanks, I can’t sing”.
Here’s your chance to win an fabulous Balti Bowl plus a Balti Beginnings Spice Kit courtesy of the Birmingham Balti Company – the Balti specialists – who are offering this prize worth £40.
The authentic Balti Bowl is made in Birmingham from pressed-steel – just like the original 1970s bowls – and made for professional kitchens. The Spice Kit includes three fantastic spice blends – garam masala, chicken or veg Balti blend and Balti Lamb blend – perfect to cook up a top-notch, restaurant quality, fresh tasting Balti curry at home.
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My grannie makes an amazing corned beef curry.
Her nan bread is to die for…..
I fainted in the curry house when I heard R.E.M had split up
That’s me in the Korma
My maternal grandmother always put dried fruit in her curry, we called her Pashwari Naan.
What’s the best Abba song to listen to whilst eating curry?
Chicken Tikka you and I know
Cooked up a Takka Dhal last night, bit like a normal Dhal, just a little otter…
An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, ‘I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can’t afford to die.’ So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, ‘I am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don’t want me to die.’ He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, ‘My son, I am old and don’t have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.’
The little boy said, ‘That’s okay, Your Holiness, there’s a parachute left for you. America ‘s smartest President took my schoolbag.
I once dropped a whole pack of fenugreek seeds which was so methi the chef gave me the sak!
I went to a curry house and ordered the pelican curry
It was really nice but the bill was massive!
I decided to open my own Indian fast food restaurant called ‘Hurry Curry’. However my wife kept telling me that we would need to chaat as it could be a naan starter if there wasn’t enough money cumin in.